Let’s be honest I’m on Tinder and my first picture is of me in a bikini, I’m not looking for a relationship or a friend. You only get three great women in your life, my mom and grandma are two, you’ll be the third. It’s like sex in space with meteors and satellites dancing past us as time stands still.
I’m counting on your standards being lower than mine. Also, my son Ghengis is the most important man in my life. I’m [Your Name] my hobbies include leaves, the fall, pumpkin spice lattes, apple picking, and whatever else girls are into at the moment. I prefer women who talk a lot about their ex and a love for bootyliciousness. The closest unicorn looks at your ass against the glass.
Thank you to all the wonderful creatives that you have working with Squadhelp!
I’ll have your friends hating me while I control every aspect of your life. NYC editor who gets drunk and takes pictures a lot. If you can eat more Mc Donald’s cheeseburgers than me then I’ll suck your d*ck I have a pretty great rack Half-Filipino, Half-German, Physics major. If you can’t handle me at my worst, you don’t deserve me at my best. Tinder, because the girls on Grindr were too hairy. In my free time I like to take my shirt off and take selfies. Want to marry some one whose last name begins with an “L”, so if I ever decide to work at a Denny’s, my name tag will read Ana L. I take us to see the unicorns because unicorns are the f*cking tits. The unicorns are about to get the show of their life.
I like laughing, dogs, lots of food, beer, outdoor activities, and adventures. I’m super in shape thanks to my strict diet of Mountain Dew and twizzlers. When She’s walking home wards the monastery she thinks about how this is possible as she’s never had sex. After I drink coffee I like to show the empty mug to the IT guy to tell him that I’ve successfully installed Java.
If there are any concerns about the contest, they're minor and technical in nature.
The field of creatives that sent 692 entries in seven days was talented and diverse.We liked the filtering options once we reached the dashboard, but initially -- there was some searching to find the list of entries.